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Posted on 24th Aug at 8:18 PM, with 1,032 notes
Posted on 24th Aug at 7:54 PM, with 93,728 notes

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

Posted on 24th Aug at 7:34 PM, with 17,098 notes
nonjutsu:

saw this lil nigga in the condo and i have no idea where the fuck he came from.

nonjutsu:

saw this lil nigga in the condo and i have no idea where the fuck he came from.

Posted on 24th Aug at 7:32 PM, with 36,838 notes

guystud:

guystud:

these middle school boys are wtching some anime on the bus its weirdly cute bc theyre all huddled around the laptop totally into it

they were watching hentai

Posted on 23rd Aug at 9:05 PM, with 516,536 notes
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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