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Posted on 19th Jul at 10:10 PM, with 2 notes
Kinky Questions and Answers

Assumed she would ask for them all *le sigh*

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? - Couch, preferably not leather

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why? - Fantastic. Why? Because it was a sexual encounter?

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Captain Jack Harkness, and I know, not just think

4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Roughly stroking the back of my head, regardless of who you are, I cannot help it

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Near dead bodies?

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: I broke my dick, awkward and painful

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: My ex’s giggle

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain: Rope, leaves marks if you want it too, and easy to tie to just about anything

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Back of my head

10: Top or bottom? Either way is great, although top if she isn’t really got the gusto

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] - Have sex, then the party came into the room we were in

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? - Not necessary, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love having them

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Nothing, sorry guys

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Ubby pronounced ah-bee

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Fun to perform, pleasure taken from the fact they are happy

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Prostate massage, not too say that’s weird, but that’s the most radical

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] - Yes, tastes like penis?

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Sure, if both parties have been checked out and some other form of contraception is in motion

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? - Mrs Basel, the accent she had drove me nuts

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Whipped cream

21: How big is too big: When it hurts

22: One sexual thing you would never do: I’ll try anything twice

23: Biggest turn on: A little pressed lipped smile woman do when they think no one is looking

24: Three spots that drive you insane: Back of my head, inner thighs and penis?

25: Worst possible time to get horny: Spooning, without any intention to fork

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Fuck yeah

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Slippery glass table, lead to aforementioned broken dick

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: When you start to do it in public

29: Best sexual complement you ever got: Hey remember when you did that thing to me last night? can we do that again, every night?

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Don’t really mind at all, infact I think fuzz is cute sometimes.

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Hell yeah it is! It’s good sex if we both had fun

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” - Touch the back of my head while cuddling.

33: What your favorite part of your body: My butt or arms

34: Favorite foreplay activities: Kissing everywhere that isn’t sexual

36: What do you wear to bed? - Underwear or naked. Shirt if I feel being shirtless would make someone feel awkward. But fuck pants

37: When was the first time you masturbated: I was 8

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? - Haven’t kept them, perhaps someone still holds them in possession 

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? - Last year

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? - Yes, as long as its warm and clean

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? - I have been in one, its … odd. Gotta find the right peeps

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? - I don’t use objects, lefty or righty will do me

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? - Maybe work, depending on where I worked

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? - Haven’t but would love to try

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? - Depends on the mood, fast beat, or slow dance I don’t mind

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? - Back of my head

47: Most attractive celebrity? - Don’t even

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? - Yeah, Curiosity

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? - Unborn

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? - Yup

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? - Drunk whining, if I don’t want to sleep with you because you are pissed, that’s final

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) - I love mine, I have them on my butt/hips and inner forearms. I think they are cute

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) - Haven’t tried it on anyone but myself actually. And its uncomfortable that way so I wouldn’t know

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? - Good on them for expressing themselves, most likely I will be more attracted

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? - Only if its a committed relationship (that’s just my personal view of me doing it)

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? - Excessive chocolate. Fucking messy

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? - Nope

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) - I wish I could say yes

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? - Sure thing

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? - Depends on what, and I’m not again’st making myself prettier I guess

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? - Pornstar

62: Do you watch porn? - Sure do

63: How small is too small? - As long as you know what your doing, I don’t think there is a ‘too’ small. Unless you are sleeping with a selfish person

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? - Cause I’m into all kinds of stuff I guess

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? - Ex and yeahp

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? - If they want too, mines pretty shit

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? - I do indeed, unless I am wearing denim *shivers*

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? - Not at all! Like I said I either don’t mind, or its tastefully cute

69: If you could give yourself head, would you? - I can, and I don’t. Not very comfortable

70: Booty or Boobs? - Boobs

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? - I has one, and I don’t want to name it, that only gives it more power

72: Have you ever been on an official date? - A few

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) - No, I was cheated on. Not nice

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? - Wolverine

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) - I have

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? - Ask them to clean it

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina - Indifferent really. Boobs were what I was interested in as a kid

  1. margaretscratcher said: Don’t act like you don’t love answering all the questions ;P
  2. frustratedfusilier said: "Wolverine" is the best answer I’ve seen to that one yet. xD
  3. saving-pleasedontturnoffpower posted this
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